“As a duly designated representative of the city, county and state of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.” - Ray Stanz lays down the law for Gozer the Gozerian in Ghostbusters.
“Has anyone ever told you that the configuration and juxtaposition of your features is extraordinarily apposite?” - Kryten trys his best lines upon meeting Camille, the pleasure GELF, for the first time in Red Dwarf IV, Camille.
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“If a job’s worth doing, it’s worth doing well. If it’s not worth doing, give it to Rimmer” - There’s a saying amongst the Officers of the deep space mining vessel, Red Dwarf.
“Great Scott” - Doc Emmet Brown in 1885, 1955, 1985 and 2015. Back to the futures I, II and III.
“I aim to misbehave” - Captain Malcolm Reynolds doesn’t give a bad pep talk in Serenity.
“I wish the Goblin King would come and take you away. Right now!” - the magic words for getting your brother kidnapped by David Bowie in the 80s. As documented in the wonderful Jim Henson movie, Labyrinth.
“Boom boom boom boom, boom boom boom. Boom boom boom boom, boom boom boom!” - timeless poem about war by Private S. Baldrick, entitled The German Guns. Recited powerfully in Blackadder IV, Goodbyeee.
“Fallacy doesn’t mean ‘penis’. It means ‘not true’!” - Jimmy Chance updates his vocabulary and discovers that the world isn’t going to end on December 21st 2012 in Season 3 of Raising Hope.
“At last, we can retire and give up this life of crime” - Zoe Washburne, overwhelmed by the contents of a freshly cracked safe in Joss Whedon’s Serenity.